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Note: This is one of many examples of religious humor that I have collected over the years. Where I have information about the original source, I have included it. Unfortunately, for most of these jokes and stories I do not have reliable authorship information. Like many jokes and urban legends, such information is difficult to trace.


Vus Tutzuch?

President Bush calls in the head of the CIA and asks "How come the Jews know everything before we do?"

The CIA chief says "The Jews have this expression, 'Vus Tutzuch?'-- "Whazzup?" in today's vernacular. They just ask each other and they know everything!"

The president decides to personally go undercover to determine if this is true. He gets dressed up as an orthodox Jew (black hat, beard, long payis, etc.), is secretly flown in an unmarked plane to New York, picked up in an unmarked car, and dropped off in Brooklyn's most Jewish neighborhood, Crown Heights.

Soon a little old man comes shuffling along. The president stops him and whispers, "Vus Tutzuch?"

The old guy whispers back, "Bush is in Brooklyn."

 

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